Παρασκευή 14 Μαρτίου 2008

Best blonde joke ever

Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 PM
news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large Building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Bob
and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did
a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very
upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's
your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM
news and so I knew he would jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Bob took the money


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